Of all the kinky shit out there, I chose you
Finally getting some head…
Proper solution to problem number 1.
Start treating yourself by beating yourself. Just 18 easy steps to erect.
Je veux jouir sur tes nichons.
Creative engineering meets a booty call.
All the best deals cum the day after.
Honey, what’re you doing with all that Kleenex?
Sploosh.
Together we can accomplish our goals!
Masturbate with a sensible chuckle…
titties.
