A rich man and a poor man are out shopping for a Christmas gift for their wives.
The Poor man says to the Rich man, “What’d you get your wife this year?”
He says, “A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring.”
The Poor man says, “Why’d you get her both?”
The Rich man says, “If she doesn’t like the ring, she can take it back to store in her new car, come home and still be happy.”
The Poor man says, “O.K. That works.”
The Rich man says, “Well what did you get your wife?”
The Poor man says, “A pair of slippers and a dildo.”
The Rich man says, “Why’d you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?”
The Poor man says, “If she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!”