I’m no doctor, but I can take a look
I’ll never forget you., or that thing we did, or that thing they did.
Friction with lotion was a celebration
Come at once if convenient — if inconvenient come all the same.
Give it a flip…
Feeling better already…
Playin with the cat
My eyes are down here
This sounds like a job for Nair bed sheets…
Who’s down there?
Masturbate with a sensible chuckle…
