When you realize your wife is at one right now.
He just wants him to be comfortable….
Dad doesn’t have to know, hers or the baby’s..
Two days of freedom before returning to crushing reality…
But one you have to pay extra to change their diaper…
It’s less fun once they turn themselfs on in the middle of the night…
Don’t forget to tip your servers…
Child abuse, or one lucky kid with a headache?
Masturbate with a sensible chuckle…