I have my dog dressed as a cherub
We showed it to a nun once and she burst into flames.
Beware, he’s only one of several predatory masturbators in operation.
Your life may depend on this information.
Please. Do not twist it.
Your Survival may depend on this information!
A complete guide for acceptable sex talk.
Southern language etiquette for the proper lady. .
But does it have punctuation?
Commas make grandpas life less exciting.
Masturbate with a sensible chuckle…
titties.