Tits or GTFO
She chose tits.
I’m no doctor, but I can take a look
I have my dog dressed as a cherub
Don’t forget to wear your PPE!
Let’s isolate together…
Time to get back in the game…
Santa clause is cuming in you.
Come at once if convenient — if inconvenient come all the same.
Of all the kinky shit out there, I chose you
No one will be able to resist.
Masturbate with a sensible chuckle…