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Candle Alarm Clock

Directions: Just before going to sleep, instead of placing this candlestick on a table, stick it up your ass to the mark indicating the number of hours you wish to sleep, then lie on your  face, light the candle and goto sleep. Do not far in your sleep or you will blow out the candle.
Directions: Just before going to sleep, instead of placing this candlestick on a table, stick it up your ass to the mark indicating the number of hours you wish to sleep, then lie on your face, light the candle and goto sleep. Do not fart in your sleep or you will blow out the candle.