Little Green Men

A woman goes to the doctor, and says “Doc, I haven’t been able to be satisfied ever since my husband is too tired for any foreplay. Is there anything that can be done?”
The doctor pulls out a jar filled with tiny naked green guys and dumps them on the desk. The doc says “we can try these little green fucker men. They will fuck anything you tell them to, like this: ‘little green fucker men the coffee mug.” They immediately start humping the coffee mug. He gathers them up and puts them back in the jar. She thanks the doc and heads home to try them out. She lays on the bed naked, dumps the little men on her lap and says “little green fucker men me.” They immediately start making passionate love to her. She hears the door slam, so she quickly gathers them into the jar and puts it under her pillow, ready to make steamy love to her husband. He stomps in and says “I knew it. It smells like sex in here; you’re cheating on me. Where is he?” and immediately throws open the closet door. The lady says, “oh honey, no it’s not like that. I just went to the doctor and got these little green fucker men to get me ready to have sex with you!”
The guy slams the closet door and says “‘LITTLE GREEN FUCKER MEN’ MY ASS”